thedoctorheretohelp: AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN ANCIENT GREEK TRAGEDY PARTY ‘CUZ AN ANCIENT GREEK TRAGEDY PARTY DON’T STOP ‘TIL EVERYONE IS DEAD
leyumpains: greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch
thathilarioushyena: you ever notice how when people say they’re “random” they always bring up the same thing? llamas, penguins, toilet plungers, boxers, muffins, cupcakes, cake, waffles, sporks, anything GIR has ever said, spandex, dinosaurs, sugar, caffeine, etc. here’s something actually random A proboscis monkey looking as disappointed as i am
shavingryansprivates: ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
Owl Messenger Ring →
blainesbuttocks: singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately #i simply must BUT BABY IT’s i’ve got to COLD OUSTIfather will start toBEAUTIFUL WHAT’s
Day 07: Favorite Heroine
Of course the one night that Alex and I try to use a telescope it is the new moon!
Day 06: Favorite Hero
HERCULES OF COURSE!
Day 05: Favorite Prince
Day 04: Favorite Princess
Day 03: Favorite Pixar Film
stay-s3venteen asked: Yeah, I don't do well with having to give on the spot answers but I'll do my best tomorrow! Thank you!
stay-s3venteen asked: I just got a second interview at a petsmart near me too! did you already do yours? if so what should I expect?